If you ever find yourself thinking "oh it's only ██:00, I still have plenty of time before this turns into sleep deprivation" that is the devil speaking. Go to bed NOW before it's too late
Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
this is so healthy tho. you get to put your thoughts to words and then you light them on metaphorical fire. cleansing.
i get tht adventure time is intimidating to binge because it's 10 seasons and 283 episodes but U have to understand.. every episode is 11 minutes so it really does just feel like one moment youre watching finn & jake try to make a cute little film for their friends and the next youre watching fucking Hall Of Egress
doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025... either of those sound good to you?
i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur
When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.
ideal ways for me to die
1. old age, peacefully in my sleep
2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.
3. sex accident.
all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS
op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar
Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.
Let us recap all of the major cons & grifts that many “journalist” fanboys inside the Musk Distortion Field™ are always so quick to always eat up without any serious pushback
Full Self Driving (link)
Cyber Truck’s “indestructible” windows (post)
SpaceX Starship debacle (post)
The Dogecoin scam (link)
Boring Tunnel to nowhere scam (link)
The meritorious, “self made man” mythos
And that’s without even addressing the absolute, total shitstorm of a racist cesspool that Elon Musk has turned Twitter into.
Honestly, anyone who buys into his Neuralink scam deserves whatever happens to them if they put that thing anywhere near their body.
great post but the people who will be most negatively affected by neuralink won't be bootlicking tech bros, itll be disabled people desperate for effective and affordable treatment that will be signing up for these trials. they are the ones who will die. please give a shit about them
