We don't need heaven, we don't need hell. They're toxic. We need to get away from them -- just be an us.
I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end
who fucking reblogged this as ben ten
thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
![[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go baby](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee670455601f333251a4399278ef5b8/ecc8e3ca158c399f-2f/s540x810/d3e8dcaca61871ef9c7605d8e111ee470cf03799.jpg)
ALT![[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free world](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6d88e69e4fbb15dee03d766445301234/ecc8e3ca158c399f-f5/s540x810/ac59ab376022f0d6191e50a19692700e7719d5d1.jpg)
ALTi love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
I was applying for a Visa for a layover in America and one of the questions is 'have you ever or do you now plan to commit acts of terrorism'?
Wow, what a deterrent: asking!
I clicked 'yes' just to see what would happen and it brought up an alert that said 'Warning! This could jeopardize your entry into the country'
The TSA is really like:
Buying overpriced quartz from a New Age shop in hopes that it will ~heal~ you isn’t really all that different from giving money to a Christian televangelist faith healer for the same reasons, imo. A scam that flavors itself as feminist and countercultural is still a scam.
tbh if anything the televangelist has a stronger case, in the Russel’s Teapot sense where we can’t actually prove this guy doesn’t talk directly to God. but the crystal healer people are making claims about Energies and Vibrations, which are like, physical things, which you’d be able to measure. If the crystals were actually vibrating, that would be heat!
We spent the 20th century figuring out everything about minerals with Energies And Vibrations and can say with some confidence that Energies And Vibrations coming from rocks is Bad For You, Actually.
The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; you’ll learn to live with it. You will heal and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same.
I don’t know who you are, but your addition to my post is amazing. Thank you kind soul.
this is the teaser image and actual title of an upcoming horror movie, by a director who thinks cgi is overused and too fake looking already so it’s probably going to be pretty funny
This went from “funny meta joke” to actually top tier monster concept the moment I just learned that the gator is canonically made of bad cgi in-universe. It is created when laptops get dumped in the swamp. The characters will recognize that it is a CGI entity and it will presumably have powers and abilities in accordance with that.
That literally sounds like the plot of an Scooby-Doo movie.
And I mean that as a compliment
My favorite indie horror game trope is the minimum wage worker who fully comprehends and understands what’s going on, but literally just can’t be bothered.
for the love of god unmute
Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in
Wtf do you mean you aren’t automatically allowed to vote since the day you turn 18?
I fully understand that the preponderance of evidence is that George Lucas put absolutely zero thought into what Naboo’s culture was actually supposed to look like outside of what we see on screen, but as far as unintentionally effective worldbuilding goes, establishing that Naboo a. has a tradition of electing literal children as figurehead rulers of its planetary government, and b. apparently also has a tradition of assassinating these children with sufficient frequency that dressing up a bunch of other children as decoy targets has become standard operating procedure by the time of Padmé Amidala’s reign suggests that maybe the fact that this random backwater is a breeding ground for Sith Lords isn’t as unlikely as it initially appears.
#yes! this is what i’ve been saying! #i’ve always headcanoned that the reason they have child monarchs in the first place #is to try and discourage the assassination attempts #like #alright i know you’ve poisoned our last five queens #but this one’s an adorable child! #you wouldn’t poison a CHILD would you? #and even if you would no you wouldn’t #because ACTUALLY you’ve poisoned the decoy
#and like… headcanon part 2: if I were trying to discourage assassination attempts #you know who I’d recruit to be my handmaids and decoys? #that’s right: the daughters of my political rivals #you thought you poisoned the queen? #psych you idiot that’s the minister of finance’s niece #fuck it maybe that’s YOUR niece
#sure you haven’t seen her since the Queen ‘invited’ her to join the Royal retinue #but are you really gonna risk it? #better to just cool it on the poisonings for a bit isn’t it? #try out this fun new thing called ‘diplomacy’ i really think you’ll like it!
#and like– maybe they did cool it and Naboo as a society moved on from that era #and kept the trappings as a reminder of how far they’ve come #or maybe they didn’t and the whole system is just threats behind smiling faces #who knows! certainly not us outsiders! I’ve heard Naboo’s a peaceful society and very fond of diplomacy actually #and what a quaint little government they have! their queen’s fourteen i hear #how very… sweet (via @allogrim
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